humancum:

rules of money:

  1. never use your own
1 week ago
via: gooclbye + source: st0rmer
1 week ago
via: gooclbye + source: 17yr

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

1 week ago

ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

snatchedweaves:

That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet

image

1 week ago
via: ooneforall + source: snatchedweaves

chalresxavier:

wolverine fisting you when suddenly

1 week ago
via: nootsies + source: scottsmmers
1 week ago
via: ooneforall + source: iloveyoursoul

drunkdilf:

bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less 

1 week ago
via: fratcraic + source: cyberho

artpopaura:

me: beyoncé - ***flawless (remix) [feat. nicki minaj]

you: ariana grande - problem (feat. iggy azalea)

1 week ago
via: wtfzarriall + source: artpopaura
2 weeks ago
via: ingridbeauchampie + source: blomskvist

i’m following too many blogs…

2 weeks ago
2 weeks ago

amazing amy is gone

herondales-shadowhunter:

Never !

fivetail:

i can’t tell if tumblr’s love for shrek is ironic or not because on one hand it has pretty decent animation, fairly witty dialogue, a few of its own cheesy moments, and hamfisted pop culture references, but a solid movie series over all

but on the other hand the dragon fucks the donkey and i don’t know how anyone is supposed to feel about that

2 weeks ago
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