rules of money:
- never use your own
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.
Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer
That look ur mom gives u when u embarrass her in public but she can’t kill u yet
wolverine fisting you when suddenly
bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less
me: beyoncé - ***flawless (remix) [feat. nicki minaj]
you: ariana grande - problem (feat. iggy azalea)
i’m following too many blogs…
amazing amy is gone
i can’t tell if tumblr’s love for shrek is ironic or not because on one hand it has pretty decent animation, fairly witty dialogue, a few of its own cheesy moments, and hamfisted pop culture references, but a solid movie series over all
but on the other hand the dragon fucks the donkey and i don’t know how anyone is supposed to feel about that